Heathcliff by Peter Gallagher for December 18, 2024

The gifts of “grab”.

Please bring me some word helmets, flying gum, a ham car, and a new writer.

Santa’s usually up with the latest tech.

WOW.

For those who need assistance, there is the Elf checkout.

Schlog through endless weeks of Xmas ham but we finally get a gem. Brilliant.

YESH have some eggshnog

Ah, the 21st Century. Where you can do whatever you want without interacting with a human being.

Needs to have a fat mannequin Santa in the chair.

Bro, you’re on the naughty list. You can’t do self-checkout. You’ll have to work it out with Santa.

Home run

He can’t use it. He ain’t got a scan gun.