Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for December 21, 2024

Offer the dog ‘Jezebel’ scent.

You have to ask?

I want this sweater off, now.

A dirt bath gets rid of insects, very organic and planet saving.

Go, tail, go!

Is “summer breeze” a jasmine scent, or is that just blowing through my mind?

I bet he really likes the ‘Random Butt’ scent.

Summer breeze makes me feel fine…

So in short, human smell, fart or delicious stink.

Knowing dogs, it will probably be the last choice. I, however, would prefer the lavender one.

Dryer sheets all stink. I can’t wait for the snow to go so we can hang the laundry out on the clothesline again.

Ya Ya Dat one.

No, no! Just leave the clothes as is. They smell great!

I’ll take MysteryThing, for one treat, Alice!

That depends: is it for eating or sniffing?

Just the standard “Royal Pine.”

They all smell like the latter.

She’s got a laundry list of dryer sheets.

Do you really need to ask?

No static cling allowed.

Smells like teen spirit!

I’ll take all the lavender you got.