Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for December 19, 2024

He’s a carrier terrier.

Wi-Fi dit?

An effective electronic leash.

He’s placing his order with Chewy now.

Odering a butt fragrence I’ll bet,

Wonder if that would work with kids?

Who would ever use Bluetooth for internet?

He’s not leashed, he’s tethered

Sad doggie. Sad sad sad doggie.

On the internet nobody knows he a doggie.

Try it on the kids.

There’s a horrible city in Michigan that doesn’t care if dogs run around loose, crapping in the park and licking strangers, but they’ll eject people who peacefully draw puzzles or do math on the sidewalk with harmless sidewalk chalk.

To add hypocrisy to their absurd hatred of sidewalk chalk and love of dog dung, they permit their public high school students, known as ‘Blue Devils’ to spray paint their parking spaces. The city claimed that using the chalk on the sidewalk was ‘tagging’ but didn’t view using permanent paint on public high school parking lot as ‘tagging’ public property.

That’s not the kind of “hot spot” my dog is interested in…

Stay in the hot spot, Spot.

Just another kind of tether !