Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for December 19, 2024

What about a pizza topped with spinach?? Popeye’s favorite Italian food.

Guess where Broomie’s skin color comes from.

How does pizza remain uneaten long enough to turn green? I guess if you put it in a locked safe… Why put it in a safe instead of eating it to start with?

Green Pizza with ham.

Not everything increases in value with age.

Not everything is safe in a safe.

I own a firesafe. It is not a safe, just a fire resistant box for documents. Many reviewers were upset because it wasn’t a safe, for $60!

That’s quite a Broom closet joke.

The next shelf down has the green eggs and ham

Broomie misunderstood what food safe-ty meant

Reminds me of the “Immortal” McDonald’s Burger:

nypost.Com/2024/05/24/lifestyle/mcdonalds-burger-from-1995-still-perfectly-intact-even-rats-wont-eat-it/

It seems to have lost it’s value over time.

It’s hard to believe that she left a pizza in that safe or anywhere that isn’t her tummy

Now I want a basil pizza.