Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for December 18, 2024

Are you good in remembering names?

As long as I’m not expected to pair them with faces…

Isn’t he a bit old to be hearing bedtime stories?

At least one of them is not a crook.

8. So, there were these shepherds hanging out in the fields, you know, just chilling and looking after their sheep during the night. #NightShift #SheepSquad9. Yo, suddenly this angel from the Lord shows up and starts shining God’s glory all around them. And lemme tell ya, they were totally scared.10. The angel was chill and said, ’Don’t trip: I got good news that’ll bring mad joy to everyone, ya dig?11. Yo, listen up! Today, in the city of David, a mad Saviour is born – like, totally epic! Yeah, I’m talking about Christ the Lord, fam.12. Listen up, fam! Here’s how you’ll know it’s legit: You’ll spot the baby all snug in a manger, wrapped up tight in some soft baby threads.13. Then out of nowhere, the angel brought along a whole squad from heaven, hyping up and giving mad props to God, and they were like,14. Praise God, high vibes all the way, and on earth, let’s spread peace and love to everyone.- Luke 2: 8-14 (Gen Z Bible)

Great! Now do the 12 days thingy.

Sticky is a great name! And I read Blitzen as “Bacon.”

Probably just as well, I think some of reindeer are in the witness protection program.

It’s not like he’s gonna understand him anyway, he’s talking in cursive.

A bit like the reindeer roster in Bob Dylan’s version of Must Be Santa:

Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen / Eisenhower, Kennedy, Johnson, Nixon / Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen / Carter, Reagan, Bush and Clinton

Isn’t that boy a bit old for this?