Day by Dave by Dave Whamond for December 11, 2024

This relationship had a hole in it, anyway. And where’s SHE going with HIS recipe book? (She found Ginger’s number written in the “spice” section…)

Go hit a singles donut shop!

She decided to see what it was like to be with another hole.

This is what happens when your everything is your only thing.

As the Pillsbury dough boy himself would say…, “Tee-hee”.

“FINE!” he yells and puts the lox on the door behind her.

She’s headed west, to a brunch where the ♫ schmear & the cantaloupe play ♪ .

She wants to join the Spice Girls as “Allspice”.

Ms Bagel,“Bite me”.

Happy 93rd birthday to Rita Moreno. Third person to earn an EGOT. (Emmy, Grammy, Tony, Oscar)

I bag-el you not to leave me!

Having a relationship with your everything bagel is always a seedy affair!

If she left Stan, her new partner would be Ollie.

You are Everything – the Stylistics.

Headline: Dough Boy gets dumped by Betty Bagel.

Nope…nothing like a New York bagel. And I moved from there long ago!

her leaving like that is just crumby…

Dave! I see your colorist took yesterday’s “Reality Check” comments to heart …! lol

He only liked her for her hole.