Brevity by Dan Thompson for December 23, 2024

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    Zykoic  3 months ago

    Hollywood and Pine.

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    MeanBob Premium Member 3 months ago

    The whole thing is going to cedar.

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    pearlsbs  3 months ago

    The two shrubs are spruced up with lipstick, so they also appear to be female. But I make no judgments.

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    Number Slx  3 months ago

    They’re all just good friends.

    They really are barking up the wron…
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    storminnorman2010  3 months ago

    The evergreen version of Fonzie!

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    Darryl Heine  3 months ago

    Holy Amorous!

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    mokspr Premium Member 3 months ago

    She was dating a male conifer but all he wanted her to do was “Jack pine”!

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    Godfreydaniel  3 months ago

    When he wanted to join in but was rejected he was a blue spruce…..

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    Zebrastripes  3 months ago

    …and she’s also decked to the nines…

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  3 months ago

    It’ll be a ménage a trees.

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    Daltongang Premium Member 3 months ago

    It’s’ always good to have some sturdy strong wood on hand when you need it, or desire it as the case may be. That’s why they have prescriptions for Treealis. You can be ready to transform from a weeping willow to a mighty oak whenever the occasion arises. Know whatahmean, know whatahmean, nudge nudge, know whatahmean, say no more?

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    gopher gofer  3 months ago

    he’s also a yew tube influencer…

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    Bill Löhr Premium Member 3 months ago

    Dan you can draw better than that—none of the shrubs look like holly bushes.

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    gammaguy  3 months ago

    “She’s holly-amorous!”

    She?

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