Brevity by Dan Thompson for December 25, 2024

Tres drole !

Turn it over. I’m sorry the paper’s a little dirty. I wiped my face with it.

Phew, what a night! Merry Christmas to all now I’m off to bed!

I thought it was the chinese.

Turn it over, English on other side.

He wants to ride his bicycle, he wants to ride his bike. He wants to ride his bicycle, he wants to ride it where he likes.

But soon enough the French will surrender it…..

Bike must be from Quebec.

Sacre bleu! This must be the work of Jean LaFoote, The Barefoot Pirate! Get Cap’n Crunch on the horn immediately!

Now I’m hungry for some sugary cereal…

J’aime quand les Américains idiots ne savent pas comment assembler des choses simples, mais s’ils parlaient couramment d’autres langues, ce ne serait pas un problème.

Ich liebe es, wenn dumme Amerikaner nicht herausfinden können, wie man einfache Dinge zusammenfügt, aber wenn sie andere Sprachen fließend beherrschen würden, wäre das kein Problem.

Me encanta cuando los estadounidenses tontos no saben cómo juntar cosas simples, pero si hablaran otros idiomas con fluidez no sería un problema.

Adoro quando gli stupidi americani non riescono a capire come mettere insieme le cose semplici, ma se parlassero fluentemente altre lingue non sarebbe un problema.

I can hear the French national anthem in the background.

Reaction from anglos in ROC!

If you can’t assemble a bicycle you shouldn’t be raising kids