Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for December 23, 2024

Then there’s Jolly Old St. Nicked. Never did learn to shave with a straight razor.

Or St. Knickerless who flies around with no pants.

I tried calling him Kris Kringle, but all I could think of then was donuts…

I know, I know… I sleigh me.

On a related note, someone sent me this:Alexander Graham Bell: “I invented the telephone!”His brother, Taco: “I’m working on some pretty big stuff, too.”

Each cheek shakes when he laughs like a jowl full of jelly.

His cousins family, the Knicks from NY play on Christmas day

Nobody beat the jowls on Tor Johnson, in Plan 9 from Outer Space