Adam@Home by Rob Harrell for December 27, 2024

must have taken that after her mother

Ok, Karen

Ungrateful brat!!

Can’t sue the pants off a Santa

Take Santa to court for not bringing you a pony? Do you have a place for it? Where would you stable it? Would it even be legal for you to have a pony in your neighborhood?

That just means no pony next year either.

He won’t pony it up.

She is looking to get on Santa’s Enemy List.

Again, have her work part-time after school and during summer at a horse farm mucking stables. See if she’s good with that first…

We have an extradition treaty with the North Pole???

Where will she find a lawyer? There’s only fifty to choose from who advertise on classic rock radio.

Careful he always checks Yelp the day after Christmas,

Seriously?

I never get my pony either, Katy. I understand your angst.

That’s a good way to not get the pony but get what the pony left behind.

We’re going to milk this Christmas story arc for everything it has, aren’t we?

good luck with that… :j

Class action lawsuit just means the lawyers will get the pony while the people who sign on will each get a single horse hair

Maybe Santa will give her Wino-the-souped-up-reindeer as compensation.

And then reality crashes in on her.

You waited too long to try to get off the naughty list, and now this will make it permanent.

if she’s not careful, she’s gonna end up in Santa’s “No Fly Zone”!

I assume that you are joining up all those disgruntled non-horse recipients/ I’m sure that there is a law firm that handles those cases……

Katy needs to examine her environment: the size of the yard, the accessibility and affordability of food and grooming supplies and prepare, THEN ask “Santa” for a pony.

Can past recipients of CLOTHES from Santa get in on that class action suit? And is there a statute of limitations?