Ziggy by Tom Wilson & Tom II for December 27, 2024

I remember the chant, “Stay out of the bedroom!” And now it’s all about the bedroom and even future bedrooms.

I would pull my loaded pistol out and say “six seconds”!

Government intrusion? I’m looking at it! How did you get into my house when the door was LOCKED? Get out of here right now before I pull out my secret weapon!

He must have crawled through the window. He certainly didn’t knock on the door first.

Get used to it…

This is a subject fraught with problems!

Time to gives personal visit to mayor and gives him a piece of your mind.

Call the cops, Zig.

This is like a wake-up call, right?

hold on a minute while I get my writing instrument and write it out for you…………….

here’s one… get out creep, I’m sleeping!

If it’s not the government it’s Microsoft.

All for it… providing she is cute and is wearing one of those maid costumes.

This surveys are getting nuts. Teledoc wanted me to fill out a 2-minute questionairre for what was LITERALLY a 45-second telephone consultation. They send me three time-wasting nags before I had to unsubscribe for all their email.

The window was open…

Snake shot, snake shot, snake shot .357 hollow point for the next 4 holes. Hopefully the three snake shots have him going out the way he came.

GO AWAY!!