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It turns out that carrying excess weight in your stomach is MUCH more dangerous to your health than carrying it in your butt. Or at least the genes that cause “bubble butt weight” correlate with better health, maybe.
“Doctor, it’s my WIFE you need to talk to. I’d LIKE to lose some of this jelly, but she’s always insisting that no one heard of a skinny Santa and making me EAT! EAT!”
Ratkin Premium Member 2 months ago
Body shaming is not nice.
Concretionist 2 months ago
It turns out that carrying excess weight in your stomach is MUCH more dangerous to your health than carrying it in your butt. Or at least the genes that cause “bubble butt weight” correlate with better health, maybe.
SHIVA 2 months ago
Santa’s going to die???!!! No!!!!!!
Jayalexander 2 months ago
I’m doing CBD’s , I’m happy.
uniquename 2 months ago
Sit on?
ladykat Premium Member 2 months ago
Time to firm up those glutes, Santa!
MRBLUESKY529 2 months ago
I first read this as “bowel full of jelly” I guess that would be pretty bad too.
Spacetech 2 months ago
Docs Got Payments to make$$$
Mel-T-Pass Premium Member 2 months ago
Tell the doc that butts like that are “in” these days. Take a twerking class Santa.
Rabbit Brown 2105-30 P coat 2 months ago
Diagnosis: severe case of lethargy induced by chronic apathy
Frank Burns Eats Worms 2 months ago
Santa’s très cheek.
cbs1947 2 months ago
It’s bowlsful for all you English geeks
aigdawg 2 months ago
Bowls full
EMGULS79 2 months ago
“Doctor, it’s my WIFE you need to talk to. I’d LIKE to lose some of this jelly, but she’s always insisting that no one heard of a skinny Santa and making me EAT! EAT!”
lnrokr55 2 months ago
Happens to the best of us Santa ! Merry Christmas! ;-)
Impkins Premium Member 2 months ago
Merry Christmas all. :)
unfair.de 2 months ago
This year ends in less than a week. No worries.
Chris Sherlock 2 months ago
Is Santa headed for gastric bypass surgery?