Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for December 25, 2024

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    Ratkin Premium Member 2 months ago

    Body shaming is not nice.

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    Concretionist  2 months ago

    It turns out that carrying excess weight in your stomach is MUCH more dangerous to your health than carrying it in your butt. Or at least the genes that cause “bubble butt weight” correlate with better health, maybe.

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    SHIVA  2 months ago

    Santa’s going to die???!!! No!!!!!!

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    Jayalexander  2 months ago

    I’m doing CBD’s , I’m happy.

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    uniquename  2 months ago

    Sit on?

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    ladykat Premium Member 2 months ago

    Time to firm up those glutes, Santa!

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    MRBLUESKY529  2 months ago

    I first read this as “bowel full of jelly” I guess that would be pretty bad too.

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    Spacetech  2 months ago

    Docs Got Payments to make$$$

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    Mel-T-Pass Premium Member 2 months ago

    Tell the doc that butts like that are “in” these days. Take a twerking class Santa.

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    Rabbit Brown 2105-30 P coat  2 months ago

    Diagnosis: severe case of lethargy induced by chronic apathy

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  2 months ago

    Santa’s très cheek.

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    cbs1947  2 months ago

    It’s bowlsful for all you English geeks

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    aigdawg  2 months ago

    Bowls full

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    EMGULS79  2 months ago

    “Doctor, it’s my WIFE you need to talk to. I’d LIKE to lose some of this jelly, but she’s always insisting that no one heard of a skinny Santa and making me EAT! EAT!”

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    lnrokr55  2 months ago

    Happens to the best of us Santa ! Merry Christmas! ;-)

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    Impkins  Premium Member 2 months ago

    Merry Christmas all. :)

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    unfair.de  2 months ago

    This year ends in less than a week. No worries.

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    Chris Sherlock  2 months ago

    Is Santa headed for gastric bypass surgery?

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