Gasoline Alley by Jim Scancarelli for January 19, 2025

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    Gweedo -it's legal here- Murray  about 6 hours ago

    A cousin had one of those clocks that made bird sounds. She kept it in the kitchen. I sure wouldn’t want that ruckus bedside.

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    snsurone76  about 6 hours ago

    Slim, you’re supposed to count SHEEP to get to sleep!

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    Dirty Dragon  about 6 hours ago

    Slim probably set Gretchen’s old “See and Say” for 7am. It’s a wonder he ever makes it to the church on time.

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    It’s a catch up day on the Classics Cannonball, updates for the 18th and 19th:

    Though just the one Depression era Alley – Skeezix has a job to do. Did Phyllis ‘volunteer’ Rachel to make the refreshments for a ladies group gathering? Is anyone going to pay her for the ingredients, much less some cash for going above and beyond the job description?

    Rick and Johnny Obit face each other out on the street… but if you think Hipshot’s going to save the day? He can’t even bear to put his hands back on a gun. (Unless he’s out on a hunting trip, then he’s supremely confident in his abilities.)

    There is a bride more than happy to see if Brenda’s old gown can deliver a husband or not. Tornado is having a ruff time making out what all the fuss has been around the apartment.

    Eve is annoyed by her first meeting with the school’s hoops captain, but he has that certain something which makes an underclassman look up to him.

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    iggyman  about 3 hours ago

    I have a clock that whinnies like a horse every hour, not in the bedroom!

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    Darryl Heine  8 minutes ago

    How about an alarm clock that does voice clips from Star Wars movies?

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