Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for January 02, 2025

That joke’s so old, the first time I heard it I laughed so hard I fell off my dinosaur.

Up in arms, they are

Dropped the mike. And, being unable to pick it up again, that was the end of comedy for a long, long time.

Elements of ‘The Far Side’ here.

Needs one of those two foot long Bob Barker mics.

He didn’t think this was funny at all – he didn’t like them making fun of himself and his short arms like that. So he went all Tyrannosaurus rex on them.

Ummmm he needs a long handled mic or he’ll be a has been!

Tyrannosaurus Hecklers.

Knock knock jokes hadn’t been invented yet, since caves didn’t have doors

“Researchers have yet to find any fossilized evidence of sound-producing organs like those of modern birds or mammals, so Tyrannosaurus rex probably resorted to closed-mouth vocalization — low-frequency sounds that are made by inflating the throat.”

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His short arms are kind of a saur subject.

I know you’re not extinct. I can hear you breathing.

Of course, he didn’t need long arms to flip the bird (or whatever the pterosaur equivalent may have been).