Herman by Jim Unger for January 03, 2025

It’s a vicious cycle

“It has a pull cord, like a lawnmower.”

We’re men…, we never read the instructions.

He tried to ride it into town , but couldn’t get it to go anywhere.

That seems like a valid excuse, if not a reason.

Now he never leaves the house!

Not the brightest bulb in the house, but she’s no brighter.

Lost the key!

It was even petulant when he asked it to mow the lawn.

But he did build up one leg trying to kick start it.

Ours makes a better clothes hanger.

If he read the instructions he’d know that it’s manual drive, quite retro.

I just bought an American Flyer Fixie the other day with the flip flop hub, Laser Blue frame with white wheels, straight bar and pedals. Dump the exercise bike and get a real one.

I looked at her and couldn’t get my libido started either.

Pour gas in — or on — it.

They respond best to threats.

Neither one is a self starter.