Herman by Jim Unger for January 04, 2025

oooooh yes he did and he wanna announce it in the most beautiful way he could

Wait for it

Sock it to me sock it to me sock it to me……

Take this job and shove it!

Stand up on his desk and take a leak!

Don’t do anything stupid until you actually cash it and get the money. If the boss hits back, you might forget where you put it.

Hitting your boss wouldn’t be smart either as he would sue and you would most likely spend time in jail without the money

lol now thats funny

If he doesn’t say anything but takes his shot at the boss I guess that would still qualify as a “Quiet Quitting.”

“This is going to hurt you more than it hurts me.”

This will come as a shock…

lmao

I hear you’re going to the dentist later today.

Funny.

Don’t burn your bridges.

LOL!

Years of denigration. Justice arrives with an impact.

Now, now, now — what this is suggesting is TERRIBLE. Tsk, tsk, tsk. [muffled “Muah ha ha ha haaaaa!”] Tsk.

“Oney” Hmmmm what time is it? Four thirty! Hey Oney! Oney! Ha Ha Ha!

He’s been dreaming of this moment for decades…..

Love this one.

You better make sure the numbers and dates are correct before you do that.

I guess he doesn’t realize how much of the money he actually gets after the state and feds get their cut.

Now he can afford a really good lawyer.

I also heard that you are going away for assault and battery, and will lose your winnings due to my lawsuit.

Once the money is in the bank, I will move far away, not show up for work, change my phone number and possibly get a name change.

Charles Laughton in If I Had a Million as one of many clerks at small desks in a large office – 1930’s, before cubicles – receives a letter that he is one of the random strangers to whom a dying multimillionaire is leaving $1M each. He quietly gets up, walks through a series of increasingly larger secretaries’ offices to the CEO’s office. He humbly asks the CEO, “Mr. -——-?” “Yes.” “PBTHLT!”

You’re about to meet reality.

Living well is the best revenge.

Hey, dare to dream … ;)