Baby Blues by Rick Kirkman and Jerry Scott for January 15, 2025

Exhaust

Zoe just got mooned.

Reminds me of South Park, Cartman pulled a prank as Awesome-O on Butter’s.

“What has been seen, cannot be unseen”

Mooning, it has been seen?

two-way ventillation system

Hahahaha

if the box was black, he could be Dork Vader

More like Robutt.

He’s trying to “crack” you up, Zoe!

Don’t ask questions that you don’t want the answer to

I’m no fan….

Never ask a question if you don’t want to know the answer.

It doubles as a long range ka-blammo sister repellent.

It must work on fartificial intelligence.

what this kid needs is a some pants with a lock

Lots of folks commenting on this…it’s a GOODIE!!!

Uh-oh! I think Wanda is going to be doing some rear maintenance, if you know what I mean…

the box is already brown…

pfft, pfft, pfft…

Backdraft (you older people back know the Movie title reference and the reference to “The Critic”).

Full moon Zoe!

As well as the venting port. It’s so HAMMIE!

Just begging to be hacked with a “backdoor” like that…

MY EYES!!!!!

Funny

Hammie is a funny, imaginative, creative boy! alas, he will never make it through high school.

Just send a missile up that “Thermal Exhaust Port”. Easy-Peasy! ㋡

But, of course.

Hello, everyone, this is your action news reporter

With all the news that is news across the nation

On the scene in the living

There seems to have been some disturbance here

Pardon me, sir, did you see what happened?

Yeah, I did

I’s just standin’ over there by the end table, and here he comes

Running through past the couch

Between the cushions and the coffee table backside naked as a jay bird

Zoe’s over at the television set

I hollered over, I said, “Don’t look, Zoe!”

She dropped the remote control

Heavens, too late, she done been incensed

boogity, boogity

(There he goes) boogity, boogity

(And he ain’t wearin’ no clothes)

Oh yes, they call him the Streak

(Boogity, boogity)

Fastest thing on two feet

(Boogity, boogity)

He’s just as proud as he can be of his anatomy

He gon’ give us a peek

Oh yes, they call him the Streak

(Boogity, boogity)

He likes to show off his physique

(Boogity, boogity)

If there’s an audience to be found, he’ll be streakin’ around

Invitin’ public critique

Hello, what’s again, everyone?

Your action news reporter on the scene in the kitchen

There seems to have been some disturbance here

Pardon me, sir, did you see what happened?

Yeah, I did

I’s just in here tryin’ to get me a couple of cookies

And he just appeared from around the refrigerator

Come streakin’ around the breakfast table

Didn’t have nothin’ on but a smile

Zoe was in, gettin’ her a cold drink, I hollered, “Don’t look, Zoe!”

Too late, she done been mooned

Flashed her right there in front of the toaster

boogity, boogity

(He ain’t lewd) boogity, boogity

(He’s just in the mood to run in the nude)

Oh yes, they call him the Streak

(Boogity, boogity)

He likes to turn the other cheekBoogity, boogity)

He’s always makin’ the news

Wearin’ just his tennis shoes

Gues

Hammie has found the joys of going commando.

Now we’ve seen it — and we can’t un-see it!

My eyes! My eyes!

He is definitely going to be an engineer

What a little a$$.

ka-aaaaugh!

at least it’s not Broom Hilda

The latest in Hospital fashion

“does this box make my butt…”

LꙬK!

Okay, you can’t unsee that.

great… now she needs eye surgery…

Hammie has Southern Exposure!

Those are not the cheeks you’re looking for Zoe.

Moon under my Hammie!

Reactor gas vent.

My eyes, my eyes!!!

That’s the portal for…ahem…“downloading”.

Just get out of the room, Zoe!