Cornered by Mike Baldwin for January 26, 2025

Small: "Rear"ended as a boy. Large: Thank his ghost writer "Sin"dy.

Thanks for coming and going.

He’s back!

1. But that’s also why someone always lifts his wallet!

2. … and I only fell asleep twice this time… good job!

I recall several sales and clergy noting it was important to realize that you’ve made the sale and end. No real difference between the two.

Bishop Budde will be chuckling at the 2nd cartoon today

A lovely human being whom l’m sure has a sense of humour.

You need it.

back to back…

Left : Well he should watches out for backstabbers.

Right : But it was a massive one eh.

And since his father started the company, he’s never shown his face in the office….

Yeah, too preachy is boring beyond belief…..Zzzzzzzzzz

The “Backtitudes”……………….Blessed are those who mourn, for they will be comforted.

Caption 1: “Let’s get fiscal…fiscal…I wanna get fiscal. Let’s get into fiscal!”

No Bible thumping to interrupt his nap.

Caption 2: “ I’d like you to meet my dad. Father, this is father. Father, father.”

The preaching was just peachy.

right side feels just like a handshake i dont feel a 20 dollar bill

Less compliments, more money. :)

Small: He’s a real nowhere man.

He’s got your back by giving you his.

I don’t know why the Seinfeld soup nazi popped into my head.

Sermon Nazi- No Sin for You!

I’m a preacher. A parishioner once complimented me: “I’ve never heard you preach a bad sermon — of course I’ve never heard you preach a good one either…”

Preachers who make parishioners feel bad get replaced. Except in those hellfire-and-brimstone denominations where they fire you if you DON’T make them feel like garbage…