The Lockhorns by Bunny Hoest and John Reiner for January 05, 2025

Lower right: I hate when politicians dodge questions by doing that ."Reporter: “Is the plane defective?” CEO: “Could we have done better? Yes. But do we make safety our highest priority? Absolutely.”

All fast-food bags smell the same, Loretta. I think it’s the grease they cook that stuff in.

Especially when he’s texting her.

Well, my lips move when I text because I use voice recognition. But then that means I have to do a fair amount of corrections.

What, you don’t use the too small keyboard with miserable UI giving that execrable UX? This from a mainframer pining for the 80 × 20 3270 screens of yore.

As much as I love trips to Long John Silvers, their chicken pieces sure look and smell like their fish pieces. And I wolf them down anyway.

Where’d they come up with the dough to sit private balcony?Also, bring back the clown order box !!

Upper right: Those costumes looks like they could be Gilbert and Sullivan. I don’t like classic opera (although some overtures are great) but I’ve really enjoyed some light opera like HMS Pinafore. The tunes are catchy and the lyrics hilarious.

Upper left – my lips move when I think Your Honor. I did not know he could read lips;)

Very funny, Doc.

P1: Sometimes Leroy’s lips move when Loretta speaks.

Love the Lochorns

Don’t you hate when people like their own posts? I do.

Wow Leroy’s expression is priceless.