Heathcliff by Peter Gallagher for January 04, 2025

Send them back to the “Mice” Age.

Real boss’ state of mind. Keep them only as long as they’re useful. Where are communists when you need them? Oh yeah! North Korea, Russia and China.

And so, gentle readers, “It’s you/me.” joins the likes of “That bothers me.” and “Wow!” to the roster of “Gallagher’s Failed Theme-Week Catchphrases”. Join us in the months to come as new utterances are crafted for your amusement such as “The spoiled ham is making me hallucinate.”, “Stuff that in your trash can.”, and “What the pug?!”.

WOW.

4 days in a row of snowpeople.

as simon bar sinister once said GO SNOW

You expect them to leave after that snow job?

Bro, Heathcliff will OWN social media when he posts the photo.

Home run

He could’ve hired the mice to make a He-Man type of snowman of himself, but didn’t.

See “The Little People” Twilight Zone episode!!

Now I have seenneverything