Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for January 04, 2025

do they hope to touch the ball even? o_O

Andy the red nosed capper.

Andy trained in the canal all week!

And just by the loke of his schnozzola, they know he’s unfit to play!

Oh, such a sacrifice by Andy.

That’s probably the only way he can play. Without it, he’d probably have the shakes.

I hope Andy drank light beer so he’s not weighed down.

Andy’s ability to overcome his proclivities is mind bending!

Where would he get the money for 3 or even 5 pints of ale? I don’t see someone buying him that many at any time.

Bring this man two more pints, can’t you see his weakened condition?

A coach for adult* five-a-side?!?!

  * mostly…

At least Andy is standing up.

love the prison fatigues and andys oom pah pah nose.

“I’ve turned up.” might be a better punchline.

There’s a preparation!

That’s Deshaun Watson in front of Andy.

“..and I’ve got the nose to prove it.”

where’s Chalkie

I remember village football many years ago, out in the sticks, where at half-time most players had a small bottle of Newcastle Brown and a Woodbine.

Chalkie must be icing down – the beer.

A bold sacrifice from Capp. This should ensure Victory.

Attaboy Andy…..

Atta boy, Andy!

Sober as a ref.

It might be difficult concentrating on the game, fighting the urge for more pints.

Glad to see everyone is on a good pre-match prep regimen.

I love pasta, but I don’t understand how it will help you win a game.

Leave it to andy

The guy second in line is Brian Clough early on in his career.