Rubes by Leigh Rubin for January 04, 2025

Saw that movie several years ago, and Still, the first thing that came to mind was…, Everything is Awesome!!

That sucks. The vacuum, I mean.

One of my four rescue dogs has absolutely no fear of vacuums…. or thunderstorms .

The rest do. One is especially afraid of thunderstorms.

Nature abhors them, too….

Suck it up, Buttercup!

Twilight Zone!

I have a deep-seated fear of stepping on lego.

Considering where the Lego is sitting, all his fears are deep-seated.

The only time one of my two dogs will come near me

The little dog tends to stay clear of the vacuum cleaner.

Foot: Mr Lego we have some unfinished business

That sucks.

The vacuum’s getting called on the carpet.

Lego my leg…OH.

In the case of chihuahuas I think they’re trying to terrorize the vacuum.

Mother Nature, to the custodian about to clean her office: Do you mind waiting till I leave before you run the sweeper? You know I hate that thing!