A pig and a duck go into a bar? Sorry, I don’t think I know that one.
You mean…if it walks like a duck?
Had a happy hour once when I got a duck…
A pig and a duck walk into a bar, and the bartender says, ‘Is this a joke?’ The pig replies, ’No, but you should see the chicken trying to parallel park outside!
They could’ve beenstars, they could’ve been big…except their names weren’t Porky or Daffy
Q: how do you get down off a pig?
A: you don’t, you get down off a duck.
“Why a duck?”
So being in the bar at other times is alright.
OK, so what looks like a duck, walks like a duck, and quacks like a duck…….?
that really quacked me up
pschearer Premium Member 6 days ago
A pig and a duck go into a bar? Sorry, I don’t think I know that one.
Ubintold 6 days ago
You mean…if it walks like a duck?
Pickled Pete 5 days ago
Had a happy hour once when I got a duck…
PaulZagorsky 5 days ago
A pig and a duck walk into a bar, and the bartender says, ‘Is this a joke?’ The pig replies, ’No, but you should see the chicken trying to parallel park outside!
Oh Really? 5 days ago
They could’ve beenstars, they could’ve been big…except their names weren’t Porky or Daffy
Oh Really? 5 days ago
Q: how do you get down off a pig?
A: you don’t, you get down off a duck.
oakie9531 5 days ago
“Why a duck?”
cuzinron47 5 days ago
So being in the bar at other times is alright.
Glibster Premium Member 5 days ago
OK, so what looks like a duck, walks like a duck, and quacks like a duck…….?
NolaMan 5 days ago
that really quacked me up