A tourist in Hawaii is amazed at how healthy and invigorated he feels after just a few days into visiting the islands…
He strikes up a conversation with one of the locals while they are wading out into the crystal clear, warm surf on yet another perfect island day. “I just cant get over how beautiful this place is,” the tourist says excitedly, “I feel great! I haven’t felt this young and healthy in years! Island life is fantastic!”
The local says, “I know what you mean! Take me for instance. When I came here I was totally bald, didn’t have any teeth and I couldn’t even walk…and look at me now!”
The tourist looks at him and says, “Wow, that’s amazing! How long have you been here?”
And the local says, “Oh, I was born here.”
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R.I.P — Jimmy Carter, the 39th president of the United States.
Me and a buddy used to sometimes “surf” down old roofs (before we tore them off for reroofing) on plastic ridge vents. We would turn the ridge vents over and come down from the top.
You needed a roof that transitioned down to a porch. Even then we had to spot each other to make sure we didn’t fly off the house.
Pickled Pete about 1 month ago
Surf’s Up
A tourist in Hawaii is amazed at how healthy and invigorated he feels after just a few days into visiting the islands…
He strikes up a conversation with one of the locals while they are wading out into the crystal clear, warm surf on yet another perfect island day. “I just cant get over how beautiful this place is,” the tourist says excitedly, “I feel great! I haven’t felt this young and healthy in years! Island life is fantastic!”
The local says, “I know what you mean! Take me for instance. When I came here I was totally bald, didn’t have any teeth and I couldn’t even walk…and look at me now!”
The tourist looks at him and says, “Wow, that’s amazing! How long have you been here?”
And the local says, “Oh, I was born here.”
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~R.I.P — Jimmy Carter, the 39th president of the United States.
We salute you!
VictoryRider about 1 month ago
Me and a buddy used to sometimes “surf” down old roofs (before we tore them off for reroofing) on plastic ridge vents. We would turn the ridge vents over and come down from the top.
You needed a roof that transitioned down to a porch. Even then we had to spot each other to make sure we didn’t fly off the house.
Huckleberry Hiroshima about 1 month ago
Well hooda thought.
tremaine53 about 1 month ago
Castano’s depiction of Volcano Surfing is wholly inaccurate.
mindjob about 1 month ago
Trovant stones, but I don’t see any growth
=environmental=earth=geology=trovants
FassEddie about 1 month ago
Trovant stones, eh? Down home we call those cow pöop.
Angry Indeed Premium Member about 1 month ago
Those Trovan stones might grow up into creatures like Korg, Thor’s rocky buddy!
Angry Indeed Premium Member about 1 month ago
There always those that seem to defy deadly phenomenon until they experience the “whoops”.
Smeagol about 1 month ago
I’ve seen a photo of a volcano erupting with lightning around the top. Anyone surfing that volcano is screwed, lighting strike, lava, pyroclast…
6turtle9 about 1 month ago
The Trovant Stones of Romania
Science.Howstuffworks.Com/environmental/earth/Geology/Trovants.HTM
6turtle9 about 1 month ago
Volcanic Lightning
Scitechdaily.Com/volcanic-lightning-the-science-behind-this-spectacular-phenomenon/
Pickled Pete about 1 month ago
A drunk wakes up in jail on New Years Eve
He asks the first police officer he sees, “Why am I here?”The cop replies, “For drinking.”
“Great!” slurs the man. “When do we start?”