Barney the Purple Dinosaur Has a Shady Tantric Sex Business
By Jodi Smith | Celebrity | January 24, 2018
“One of the men who wore the Barney costume, David Joyner, has a tantric sex business. He does, however, feel that he was engaging in tantric practices while wearing the giant purple costume. That’s not even the strangest thing about this story.
Joyner began playing Barney in 1991 and continued to do so until 2001. Prior to scoring the big, purple gig, Joyner had been introduced to tantric practices while working as a Swedish masseuse. Upon being cast, Joyner insists that Barney was a perfect tantric opportunity for him to grow and learn.
Joyner now works as a practitioner of tantric massage, but only for women. Why is that? Oh, because he raw dogs his clients to get them to a higher state of tantric bliss.
For clients, this “higher and more blissful state of awareness” is often best achieved through penetrative, ideally unprotected sex, according to Joyner. Condoms “block the energy,” he says, and he prefers not to use them. Joyner provides his STD test results to prospective clients, who are asked to disclose any STDs in a signed consent form prior to their first session.Of course, this is highly morally and ethically questionable, as well as highly illegal. That’s called prostitution, homes, regardless of what type of spiritual wrapping you put on it. I mean, Joyner finds his clients through Tinder. If that’s not hooking, then I guess I don’t know what is."
win.45mag 2 days ago
A purple dinosaur in a purple car !!!
Johnny Q Premium Member 2 days ago
I hate you, you hate me, let’s hang Barney from a tree!
Jayalexander 2 days ago
Exactly that character is a communist. Worse than teletubbies
iggyman 2 days ago
Barney got scared yesterday, he heard the Purple People Eater was coming!
bobpeters61 2 days ago
Does he hang out with Blahaj the shark?
Little Caesar 2 days ago
’Scuse me while I kiss the sky…..
Ropey Wee Yoofo 2 days ago
Barney?? This was 2010!
Hey, Gocomics jumped the re-runs back several years.
Barnabus Blackoak 2 days ago
Barney the Purple Dinosaur Has a Shady Tantric Sex Business
By Jodi Smith | Celebrity | January 24, 2018
“One of the men who wore the Barney costume, David Joyner, has a tantric sex business. He does, however, feel that he was engaging in tantric practices while wearing the giant purple costume. That’s not even the strangest thing about this story.
Joyner began playing Barney in 1991 and continued to do so until 2001. Prior to scoring the big, purple gig, Joyner had been introduced to tantric practices while working as a Swedish masseuse. Upon being cast, Joyner insists that Barney was a perfect tantric opportunity for him to grow and learn.
Joyner now works as a practitioner of tantric massage, but only for women. Why is that? Oh, because he raw dogs his clients to get them to a higher state of tantric bliss.
For clients, this “higher and more blissful state of awareness” is often best achieved through penetrative, ideally unprotected sex, according to Joyner. Condoms “block the energy,” he says, and he prefers not to use them. Joyner provides his STD test results to prospective clients, who are asked to disclose any STDs in a signed consent form prior to their first session.Of course, this is highly morally and ethically questionable, as well as highly illegal. That’s called prostitution, homes, regardless of what type of spiritual wrapping you put on it. I mean, Joyner finds his clients through Tinder. If that’s not hooking, then I guess I don’t know what is."
GKBOWOOD Premium Member 2 days ago
Bucky and Satch, sharing the couch and watching TV without arguing- this is a Happy New Year!
raybarb44 2 days ago
Could be…..
CleverHans Premium Member 2 days ago
“Death to Smoochy!”
norphos 2 days ago
Remember, Barney can’t see you if you don’t move.
Mekoides 2 days ago
Aaaaannnnndddd Buckey messes with everyone again! I like his take on things.
Smeagol 2 days ago
Barney vs Sir Charles Barley in a game of basketball LOL