Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for January 06, 2025

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    ʲᔆ  2 days ago

    just hope the cat didn’t see that

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    Superfrog  2 days ago

    Yeah, and not being able to be taught new tricks.

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    MichaelAxelFleming  2 days ago

    That bites.

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    ʲᔆ  2 days ago

    DOINK

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    Malph  2 days ago

    Money.

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    Gent  2 days ago

    You too old doggie. Time to retires and leaves the treecks for young doggies

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    Gameguy49 Premium Member 2 days ago

    Memory is the first to go, wait, didn’t I already post that earlier??

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    ladykat  2 days ago

    I think the dog is right.

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    Robert- 50d99b]  2 days ago

    I forgot!

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    Stephen Gilberg  2 days ago

    Comes to show that the easiest way to tell when a nonhuman animal is elderly is to observe their movements.

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    bobtoledo Premium Member 2 days ago

    Still got my reflexes and my grip, just not sure I still have my grip on reality….

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    KEA  2 days ago

    nope… remembering words and NAMES is the first thing to go

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  2 days ago

    And it’s totally involuntary.

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    Moonkey Premium Member 2 days ago

    If a 14-year-old dog with great reflexes is unusual, then I have a rarity here in my beagle. I had to teach her recently (old dogs can learn new tricks) that food dropped is no longer free food. She needs my OK. We had a free-for-all rush to grab something that isn’t good for dogs. I won, but not due to reflexes. I was LOUD with my NO and the accompanying hand signal. Now we are back to “leave it” status until I tap my toe near it.

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    Moonkey Premium Member 2 days ago

    I laughed at the dog’s mouth opening long after (in dog time) the food had already bounced off his/her nose.

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    Chris Sherlock  1 day ago

    In his case, the Milk Bone is the first thing to go.

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    snowedin, now known as Missy's mom  1 day ago

    My Boston terrier is going blind because of cataracts. :( This hits home.

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