Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for January 06, 2025

I wouldn’t think you did any better, Andy o_O

Not as bad as his “attitude sickness” from you, Capp!!

Andy has more flight time being thrown out of pubs than he ever had in the Army!

That would be me!

I can’t imagine today’s Andy being in the Army.

It would have to have been voluntary. Andy wouldn’t even volunteer to pop down to the corner shop.

Bring back national service!

Why jump out of a perfectly good airplane if you don’t have to?

Must be quite the formidable army.

Snark!

I wonder how Andy did in training?

Of course with long-running comics, with the characters not aging, re-booting or sheer fuzziness is necessary. Notice that neither mentioned the war, just the army?

Clark Kent famously flunked his draft physical when he accidentally used his X-ray vision and read the eye chart in in the next room!

Andy and Chalkie sure have aged well, must be all the preservatives they drinks.

Andy in the Army?Britain would be better off drafting Bugs Bunny

The Army must of been pretty desperate to let Andy enlist.

I’m glad I never enlisted in the Army. I don’t think I would have been happy there. I prefer to live my life at a more leisurely pace.

Like Jack Benny -Jump!

Andy what did your u fall off a bar stool

Who says I trust the idgjits flying the airplane to safely land it. Any one, including Schneider drivers and Jeff Gordon can get a plane off the ground: just go real fast and pull back on the stick. Landing….that is a whole different ball of wax.

Rommel smelled Andy’s breath and retreated