The Big Picture by Lennie Peterson for February 01, 2025

Men make up all that stupid stuff.

They are all males too.☺️

And if a woman becomes a suicide bomber, what will SHE get when she reaches Heaven? Probably cleaning up after all those orgies, unless she is a participant.

Virgins are overrated, I was one once.

If they’re spending eternity with 72 virgins, they ain’t gettin’ any! ㋛

obligatory reminder that virginity is a man-made construct perpetuated to excuse gross old men who were attracted to far too young for them girls. Ask a doctor, there is no flap of skin to prove whether girls were good or bad. If men take their time, rather than pretending to be a battering ram breaking down a non-existent wall, there will be no pain or blood for the appropriately aged and consenting women in their lives.

End of PSA. But seriously, talk to an OB-GYN and stop the myth of virginity from harming others in the future.

okay, PSA officially ending this time.

No, it’s not just you.

Spoiler alert: those fifty virgins are nuns with wooden rulers

Evidence for any kind of afterlife is exceedingly slim. And evidence suggesting that a specific Hebe miracle-worker and religious reformer had any sort of special insight, a hundred thousand years after modern Humans emerged, is non-existent, and in any case makes no sense.

My thought on the virgins is, “how do the virgins feel about spending eternity with a loser?” Did anyone ask them?