Bottom Liners by Eric and Bill Teitelbaum for January 09, 2025

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    Ubintold  about 20 hours ago

    Really loves his car.

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    Sun  about 18 hours ago

    Due to the cost of both a car payment and auto insurance, he couldn’t afford his mortgage.

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    Totalloser Premium Member about 14 hours ago

    Porsche: It’s a little too small to get laid in. But you get laid the minute you get out

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    jmworacle  about 12 hours ago

    A lot of people have “the illusion of prosperity” only to be a house of cards away from disaster.

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    bobbyferrel  about 12 hours ago

    I always figured if I ever bought a boat it’d have to be a big, live-aboard. Because I’d have to sell everything I own to buy it.

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    David_the_CAD  about 10 hours ago

    And soon he will be arrested for the crime of being homeless.

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    Smeagol  about 5 hours ago

    Jay Leno: I bought a Porsche Carrera GT and took it to the race tract for a few laps and as I rounded the last turn I lifted off the gas and the car spun around, didn’t crash thank God. For perspective, it was a Porsche Carrera GT that Paul Walker was in when he died, it is a car that demands an experienced driver and Roger Rodas was a very experienced race car driver. It is believed that the tires were at fault.

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    NolaMan  about 4 hours ago

    a girl I dated was named Porsche…

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