Looks Good on Paper by Dan Collins for January 07, 2025

No matter how many times God tried, he couldn’t get hired at GoComics.

HE’s much smaller than I imagined.

This would be a good time for a lightning bolt.

Boredom on the 8th day?

“You had me at halo.”

The real motive was the long hair and sandals……1960s!!!!!

Thanks to his omniscience God knew he was going to hear that.

God(sic) knew, in that instant of His “creation” of everything, this rerun of a 2023 toon by Collins would also appear here, today, in 2025. And that I would exist and post this comment.

“If it turns out that there is a God…the worst that you can say about him is that basically he’s an underachiever.”—Woody Allen

He has extensive experience as a landlord.

We’re always picturing God to be a white American dude

He’s just looking for a good side gig.

And that was one hell of a resume.