A man finds a genie lamp, rubs it and poof a Genie appears.Genie: I have the power to grant you 3 wishes but keep in mind, whatever you wish, your mother-in-law will receive two-fold…
Man: Ok. My first wish is for 1 billion dollars.
Genie: Your wish is granted, but keep in mind that your mother-in-law will receive 2 billion dollars.
Man: That’s fine. My second wish is for a 20,000sq ft mansion in the Hamptons.
Genie: Your wish is granted, but keep in mind that your mother-in-law will receive a 40,000sq ft mansion in the Hamptons.
A Genie once granted me one wish, so I said “I just want to be happy”.So now I’m living in a little cottage with 6 dwarfs, working in a mine and singing ?’Whistle while you work…….’ ?
I’m trying to remember which (science fiction) author wrote a short story where a woman’s wish is that the genie fall deeply and unconditionally in love with her. So he grants her additional benefits without her needing to wish for them. She becomes the world’s greatest singer, painter, lawyer, and even benefits from the world’s greatest lover (that’s where the “unconditional” part comes in).
cracker65 about 17 hours ago
Better read the fine print
desvarzil about 12 hours ago
I wonder if that is anything like the principle of TANSTAAFL (There Ain’t No Such Thing As A Free Lunch).
Pickled Pete about 10 hours ago
I’ve always wondered why nobody ever wishes for unlimited wishes..
rockyridge1977 about 9 hours ago
…….just so it is marginal!!!!!
tony_n_jen2003 about 8 hours ago
Donald Trump finds a magic lamp. He rubs it, and a genie comes out.Genie: “I grant you three wishes.”
Trump: “I’m tired of getting sued for everything I do. I want there to be no more courts.”
Genie: “Granted. You have no wishes left.”
Trump: “What the hell? You told me I had three wishes, and I only used one!”
Genie: “Sue me.”
tony_n_jen2003 about 8 hours ago
A man finds a genie lamp, rubs it and poof a Genie appears.Genie: I have the power to grant you 3 wishes but keep in mind, whatever you wish, your mother-in-law will receive two-fold…
Man: Ok. My first wish is for 1 billion dollars.
Genie: Your wish is granted, but keep in mind that your mother-in-law will receive 2 billion dollars.
Man: That’s fine. My second wish is for a 20,000sq ft mansion in the Hamptons.
Genie: Your wish is granted, but keep in mind that your mother-in-law will receive a 40,000sq ft mansion in the Hamptons.
Man: That’s fine.
Genie: Ok. What is your third wish?
Man: I want you to beat me half to death.
tony_n_jen2003 about 8 hours ago
A Genie once granted me one wish, so I said “I just want to be happy”.So now I’m living in a little cottage with 6 dwarfs, working in a mine and singing ?’Whistle while you work…….’ ?
Frank Burns Eats Worms about 8 hours ago
The guy just loves rubbing one out.
braindead Premium Member about 7 hours ago
Doesn’t Zucker look cool?
tony_n_jen2003 about 5 hours ago
1960’s Hannah-Barbera Shazzan cartoon
Teto85 Premium Member about 3 hours ago
Some things can be too large for comfort/pleasure.
gammaguy about 2 hours ago
I’m trying to remember which (science fiction) author wrote a short story where a woman’s wish is that the genie fall deeply and unconditionally in love with her. So he grants her additional benefits without her needing to wish for them. She becomes the world’s greatest singer, painter, lawyer, and even benefits from the world’s greatest lover (that’s where the “unconditional” part comes in).
chromosome Premium Member 17 minutes ago
I’ve noticed a lot of stories where genies grant all sorts of wishes, but they have boobie traps in them.