Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for January 14, 2025

Evidently he is not bringing the heat.

Hey, he needs something to do in the off season.

Is that what they call a sales pitch?

Throw a curve.

Not sure about the mittened hand not holding the slush ball. Money for the payoff on the hit? Video camera to record the look on Billy’s face when hit with the slushball (with hopes it’ll go viral on YouTube™)?

Sorry…too obvious

Call in Randy Johnson. He’ll get the job done.

Since he hasn’t yet hit puberty, he has to call in an experienced Johnson.

The big guy must be a minor leaguer – they don’t get paid much.

Another rich kid’s sense of entitlement.

Already looks like a spitball.

Jake Bauer will do anything for another chance to pitch for a MLB team.

And no, you don’t have to autograph it

“We never met, capiche?”

Unfortunately, he throws the nuckleball.

mini-mafia…

And here I thought it was Colonel Mustard with the lead pipe in the kitchen.

“And don’t throw a changeup!”

Trump childhood flashback?