Rabbits Against Magic by Jonathan Lemon for January 10, 2025

You cassava lot of trouble by being silent, Eightball.

Weenus!

Let there be peas on Earth and lentil begin with you.

And I yam what’s I yam!

first quoted by Rene “Popeye” Descartes

You deserve to be beet up for that one!

Good show old bean! Whatever you do, don’t squash his enthusiasm or he’ll be turnip in his gravey.

And watch out for those parsnips and turnips….they’ll really tangle up your life!

I used to root for Eightball, but I’m not sure I dig him anymore.

The philosophy of a dog: Lettuce, turnip, and pea.

Popeye is not amused.

Why would Weenus carrot all?

Got that right Spud!

sweet

Cogito ergo spud (I think therefore I yam)

Is the death penalty always off the table here?!