Back to B.C. by Johnny Hart for January 05, 2025

When it’s qualified, it’s not quality.

Of COURSE he “loves you for your looks” (definition of aesthetic). Certainly not your personality, of which you have none!

I just googled good old-fashioned broad of yesteryear and got a combination of recipes and board games.

Unsolicited word of advice – If you love her, don’t call her a broad.

The fatal question – trying to define the limits of love.

The chick is so cute when she’s unreasonable…..

Charles: Ehm, look. Sorry, sorry. I just, ehm, well, this is a very stupid question and… , particularly in view of our recent shopping excursion, but I just wondered, by any chance, ehm, eh, I mean obviously not because I guess I’ve only slept with 9 people, but-but I-I just wondered… ehh. I really feel, ehh, in short, to recap it slightly in a clearer version, eh, the words of David Cassidy in fact, eh, while he was still with the Partridge family, eh, “I think I love you,” and eh, I-I just wondered by any chance you wouldn’t like to… Eh… Eh… No, no, no of course not… I’m an idiot, he’s not… Excellent, excellent, fantastic, eh, I was gonna say lovely to see you, sorry to disturb… Better get on…

Carrie: That was very romantic.

Charles: Well, I thought it over a lot, you know, I wanted to get it just right.

Four Weddings and a Funeral (1994)

These BC guys will never get married or have kids! Evolutionary dead end for sure.