Day by Dave by Dave Whamond for January 10, 2025

I killed an artificial house plant.

If my houseplants are all plastic, should I still be talkin’ to ‘em?

… or would that be weird?!

You’re a little pale. You could use some sunshine.

This afternoon, she’s getting a brazilian wax done too.

I can tell your roots are well taken care of….it’s not having enough dirt that bothers me.. need a bigger pot to grow in…don’t ya think?

Better than a National Faceplant Day…

I have cats. I can’t have houseplants. They destroy them.

I remember having coleus, spider plants and wandering jews in the 70s. no more

House Plant: a large Industrial complex that produces houses.

Do micro plastics have any effect on plastic plants when you water them?

I’m surprised Dave isn’t offscreen sayin’ “thanks, honey!”

whew. I have a ‘roots’ joke coming up…and it doesn’t duplicate yours!

One of my hobbies is buying plants, taking them home, enjoying them for a while, then killing them …!

( wash, rinse, repeat )

No houseplant here, plastic flowers on vases, realistic looking plastic they are.

What a weed. :)

My kalanchoe and Christmas cactus are both blooming.

Done? As in finished?