Brevity by Dan Thompson for January 17, 2025

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    eromlig  about 13 hours ago

    There was too much mortar do.

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    cracker65  about 12 hours ago

    He wasted too much time stonewalling.

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    CoffeyCup  about 6 hours ago

    Mortar the merrier.

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    Jml58  about 6 hours ago

    The free masons rejected my application.

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  about 5 hours ago

    There’s mortar him than meets the eye.

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    Cerabooge  about 4 hours ago

    They tried to put the tests online, but somebody bricked all the computers.

    “Brick” and “trick” go together best in an Escher-designed house.

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    P51Strega  about 4 hours ago

    They kicked him out once, and after this test, they’ll rebar him.

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    rhpii  about 4 hours ago

    He plumb forgot to study.

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    Digital Frog  7 minutes ago

    Wait till he gets his grade, he’ll be mortarfied!

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