Herman by Jim Unger for January 18, 2025

“Mutually Assured Distraction”

And that’s how they ended up jamming together.

Gabriel says to comply, or ‘The Horn Blows at Midnight’!

lmao great solution.

Little guy is lucky. Neighbor could have brought a tuba.

Did that to the family across the street once. The parents were out and the teens had the stereo cranked up. I asked them very nicely to take it down just a notch. I had them outgunned with a collection of tube amps and horn speakers

ah yes the forgotten year of the 1978 apartment wars. He never knew what he was in for but his brain didn’t know what hit him and he probably hasn’t figured it out to this day. But it was a great victory at the end of 2 months. and he thought he had the greatest stereo setup of all time. Let’s just say a little woofer and a couple of tweeters can make a 5-point earthquake seem tame when properly hooked up to the right amp

Bugs Bunny: Music hater.

He is a big blowhard.

LOL!

“I consider the trumpet a good investment, although our neighbor, Miss Annie, does not. If she beats on my shutters again, I’ll pour water on her.”

—Ignatius J. Reilly, A Confederacy of Dunces

In war (even a war of music), nobody wins.

What???

They can’t hear the concert next door.

Can you play taps?

I’d recommend turning down yer music….