1 and Done by Eric Scott for January 04, 2025

Can you hear my prayers now?

I like to think of earwax as a defense mechanism for our sense of hearing. Our bodies produce it so we can mute all the noisy background sounds of modern life.

And his earbuds stayed clean.

I’d have thought he’d be candling his ears.

He became addicted, but being God, he could just create as many boxes of swabs as he wanted.

Hate to tell you, but this is the 8th day, he cleaned his ears yesterday. Today is butt wipe day.

Is there an echo in here now?

Ear Ye, Ear Ye!

It takes at least two days to unwax god’s ears.