Close to Home by John McPherson for January 17, 2025

Was he trying to clean under it?

Was he trying to clean it while using it?

The invisible chair is actually still a terrific exercise for quads and glutes in addition to being a quality ‘learning’ tool in grade school.

At least he was doing something useful. My wife pulled a muscle putting on mascara.

I bet he was using the Squatty Potty.

That’s what I would look like if I tried to limbo dance.

But at the office…

“yeah, I was cleaning the toilet, doin’ my tai chi and liftin’ some weights, all at the same time… and I pulled a muscle.”

That’s what I look like trying to get out of bed.!

The car park at our place of work can get really slippery when it’s been raining. Wearing leather souled shoes makes it even worse. So when walking into the office I have to tread rather carefully. It must look like I’ve just crapped myself while walking

Paul’s glute intolerant.

I get that way when I have to fold a fitted sheet.

or he’s awe struck with the epic results in the bowl?

Or so the Chinese would have us believe.

Shake your groove thang, shake your groove thang, uh-huh! Bleeb taught him well! :)

Was that all he was pulling? :)

You should glad that he cleaned the toilet, but this is probably an act to keep from having to do it again.

Now is she going to help him or what? Or just traduse about him?

Older people can benefit from Tai Chi or Yoga especially the couch potatoes – move or go outside and walk weather permitting. I ride a bicycle, better for the body and the joints.

More like Tai Yiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii! Ouchie!

That’s what happens when you deal with a lot of crap

Unlike a friend of mine who pulled a muscle in his back while straining ON the toilet.

It looks like he pulled a muscle while SITTING on a toilet;)