Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for January 12, 2025

Medieval Twitter

You gonna get the point soon eh.

After the trade talks in 2018, Trump caught Trudeau flipping him the bird behind his back. Now Trump is making him pay for that, BIG TIME.

I don’t understand this.

If that was China (Great Wall in the background), he’s negotiating with they won’t be trading arrows for another 300 to 400 years. I’m surprised the carrier bird didn’t die of old age along the way.

So Greenland didn’t want to sell back then too.

Time to send that arrow volley.

Typical. Waging war with a place half a world away.

So glad we have all this room on Sundays for more story!

Bird looks like a drone!!!!!

I didn’t know you could write “bite me” in a family comic strip.

A message from Greenland!

There was at less one RFC (1149) filed after a transmission of IP datagrams over avian carriers. This was actually implemented with homing pigeons.

Arrows are expensive, maybe they should just shout insults from the wall until they go away.

China sent a huge invading fleet to Japan but a storm wiped them out, the Japanese called it a Divine Wind – Kamikaze.

Direct and to the point!

He who laughs last shall laugh the loudest. Trump will have the last laugh.