Scary Gary by Mark Buford for January 15, 2025

“Hey, my eyes are up here.”

Please shift back.

O, sorry you like too much like my second wife.

Now that’s a trans!

I love it when she shows up. I just wish there were some newer strips.

Yeah, but hey, ya smell great

You not fools me Madonna. Me knows who you is.

He’s got his answer! He’s walking on air! Very quickly!!

At least she’s not Medusa!

You just never know who you’re talking to

SURPRISE SURPRISE SURPRISE

This may take several more drinks Gary.

Great. Let me see you turn into a bat. :)

She works the night shift.

Definitely makes for an interesting evening……

Seems similar to a scene in Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country, only Kirk only found out afterwards.

perfect for each other

True love is born! Remember, you can’t shift yourself into a better-looking vampire. So, don’t let her get away!

“Great. Now, how about shifting back to a beautiful woman?”

Think of the possibilities, Gary, think of the possibilities!