Curses by Chelsea Carr for January 06, 2025

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    The Reader Premium Member 3 days ago

    Twice upon a time…

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    Nebulous Premium Member 3 days ago

    It was a dark and stormy night.

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    Decepticomic  2 days ago

    “This book sucks. You’ve been warned.”

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    Durak Premium Member 2 days ago

    Yay! I’ve read all three! Hurrah for me!

    It does take some work to get through them. Especially Moby Dick. But I enjoyed them all. Especially A Tale of Two Cities. Sydney Carton was a great hero for a novel.

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    Deep Sea Green 735 hat trick +20  2 days ago

    Warning: the following sentence is not approved for AA members or their sponsors.

    “It was ‘Early Times’ in the worst mourning process until the Best of beers emerged from Milwaukee.”

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    Aladar30 Premium Member 2 days ago

    Wilma is already tormented like a true writer.

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    Ed The Red Premium Member 2 days ago

    “It was a dark and stormy night. Suddenly, a shot rang out! A door slammed. The maid screamed. Suddenly, a pirate ship appeared on the horizon! While millions of people were starving, the king lived in luxury. Meanwhile, on a small farm in Kansas, a boy was growing up.”

    ― Charles M. Schulz, It Was a Dark and Stormy Night, Snoopy

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    glowing-steak32  1 day ago

    My mom had this little joke back in the early 2000s where if a story starts to get boring, just say “And then she stabbed them!”

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