Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for January 15, 2025

Lotteries are a tax on the mathematically challenged.

They have an old-fashioned console TV with twisted rabbit ears! Can’t Broomie’s magic conjure up a 100" flat-screen with free cable and streaming??

Chicken Dinner!

I never met a person who won the lottery but never bought a ticket. It only takes one.

Like the TV commercial said (or should say) “All you need is a dollar down the drain….”

It meant that the lottery corporation is a winner. It’s not the ticket’s fault if you misunderstood.

Chicken dinner?

Warren Buffett once said “The stock doesn’t know you own it.” I guess it applies to lottery tickets also.

Don’t waste your money. Broomy! Besides, you can have anything you want if you’d use you magic powers more often…

Someone is going to lose; it might as well be you.

The real winner is always the one who sell the tickets.

And another one succumbs to the siren sound of the lottery ticket.