Bottom Liners by Eric and Bill Teitelbaum for January 18, 2025

Not morally flexible enough for the incoming administration?

They’re a dime a dozen.

Looks like he’s been LinkedOut.

Won’t actually work.

Not willing to sweat.

Refuse to be liable for anything.

Expect huge salary.

trump will give him a cabinet position

Lots of those signs in Washington today

Obviously he has heard about DEI.

Biden’s cabinet in a couple of days.

From Jim Croce:

…tried to find me an executive position but no matter how smooth I talked

They wouldn’t listen to the fact that I was a genius

The man said we got all that we can use…

(Workin’ at the Car Wash Blues)

He’s imminently qualified, he knows how to assess blame.

Doesn’t have contacts whom he can lean on, and didn’t leave his last job with a golden parachute… must be a failure at the C level…

He’s an executive with “street smarts”

Were Bill and Eric invited to the inauguration?

aw… didn’t have a golden parachute, huh??

so he wont actually work

yup

I had a brand new college graduate call our store (3 employees) and apply for that position. No kidding.