Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for January 21, 2025

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    Ratkin Premium Member about 1 month ago

    Ejusdem generis, res ipsa loquitur, usufruct.

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    blunebottle  about 1 month ago

    Advanced? It should be 201.

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    LawrenceS  about 1 month ago

    A lawyer started a commercial business I ordered something from…

    The shipping disclaimer was the longest I’ve ever seen on any site, ever. I think it ran about three pages. They know how to pad / protect their own posteriors.

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    Tired  about 1 month ago

    CYA …cover your behind in layman terms.

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  about 1 month ago

    This guy can’t stop jargon off.

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    Smeagol  about 1 month ago

    Layman’s term is Lawyer Speak.

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    Lablubber   about 1 month ago

    The subtleties of fine print are also covered.

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    KrisJustKris Premium Member about 1 month ago

    I read attorney briefs for a living. That’s all it is – mumbo jumbo.

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    sincavage05  about 1 month ago

    Sounds like every word out of a lawyers mouth, they learn to charge by the syllable.

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    Chris Sherlock  about 1 month ago

    The prerequisite for that course is Advanced Legalese.

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    Rabbit Brown 2105-30 P coat  about 1 month ago

    Mumbo Jumbo is taught in Port Stanley, Ontario to the elephant out of the room at Site 65.

    ‘How to charge’ is taught in several venues:

    Bar venue: Overcharge every client.

    Football venue: Charge your Chargers.

    Official venue: Teach hockey referees what ‘charging’ actually is.

    Municipal venue: CHArGe squad 57 with battery.

    School venue: Charge your ungodly tuition.

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