Rubes by Leigh Rubin for January 15, 2025

Amazing

Welcome to the Slaughterhouse Arms!!

You can check out anytime you like, but you can never leave.

“I was working in the lab late one night…”

Careful Bully. Not keeps that door open. She a steenky crook who will steals all your porridge and vandalising your beds too.

The Minotaur on a date?

I don’t get it. If it were a mouse, I’d understand. But a bull?

Come on in, I’ll give you the one Minute-tour of the place.

“Hey! Who tied this string to the doorknob?”

Somewhere there must be a chinashop..

data does not compute

He’s about to reveal how amazing he is.

He never ceases to a maze.

What about a maxitour?

I was looking for the china shop

“Matty told Hatty

About a thing she saw

Had two big horns

And a wooly jaw

Wooly bully"

- Sam The Sham & The Pharaohs (1965)