Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for January 22, 2025

This is why Rip and Breezy got together; she irons out his wrinkles, social and physical.

Something like this happened to a friend once. While driving on the highway, about five police cars roared up behind him and ordered him to stop, then with several of them with guns drawn, they ordered him out and to lie face down on the ground. After lying like that for some time, they said, “Oops, wrong car. Someone robbed a bank and drove a car that looked like yours.” The irony is that my friend is a police dispatcher.

Eh now whoms is thems?

Now that’s a brick joke!