Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for February 09, 2025

It is funny though, the googly eyes

Holy Roller!

A cop pulls over a car swerving all over the road

After the cop tells the driver why he stopped him and asks for his license and registration, he notices an open, half-empty bottle sitting on the floor.

Cop: “Sir, what is that bottle between your feet?”

Driver (burping): “Uh, it’s a bottle of water officer.”

Cop: “I can see from here that it’s a bottle of red wine.”

Driver (shocked): “Oh my god, it is! Praise Jesus and his miracles!”

Honestly, the one about the arcade machine seems less impressive given that you can buy them at that size. Heck, I’ve got two of them. (Q*Bert and Ms Pac-Man with three Robin action figures standing around “playing” the Ms Pac-Man on my geek shelf.)

(1.) Robert Parrish was the director and at first he claimed Bronson was just full of wind.

(2.) Victoria’s arcade machines only take small change.

(3.) The Lilac Breasted Roller is often up before the beak accused of assault and battery.

(4.) The residents of Bend, Oregon assured the officials that they would continue to keep their eyes on everything.

;oB

Bend but don’t break in Bend.

If that all it takes to become an actor, then I missed my calling.

If I’m going to be swallowed whole I want to be senseless first.

There needs to be more public art dedicated to the vast talent and contributions of Steve Buscemi

that is like the socks on the “Wave” sculpture in Newport RI

I learned to burp on command as a child.

Mr Bronson was a WWII combat veteran. This was easy for him. The movie was “You’re in the Navy Now.”

I wonder if Hollywood’s looking some one who can make noise from the other end on command, politicians excluded?

they should add googly eyes to the town officials

I can burp on command. Never thought it was anything special. If I do it too much, though, I get hiccups. So, I can also give myself hiccups.

The statue of The Duke Of Wellington near George Square regularly has a traffic cone placed on its head. His horse as well!

It’s become part of Glasgow’s culture and postcards featuring the coned statue are sold in tourist shops. The Council used to remove them and the police would arrest any drunks caught in the act of climbing on 30 ft high statue but 20 years ago or so, the horse play (no pun) became accepted and part of Glasgow’s sense of humour.

Does the arcade machine require one to squint?

Charles Bronson = “a class act”…sheesh!

buuuuuurrrrrrppppp am I famous now?

shrikes like to save frogs and other prey for later by suspending them on thorns or other pointy objects… ☺

A Christmas Joke (…maybe a LITTLE early)

The guy was in the store buying a fake Christmas tree. The shop attendant asked him, “Are you going to put that tree up yourself?”

The guy replied, “Don’t be disgusting! I’m going to put it in the living room!”

Wow! Am I an actor?! I can burp on command, cry on command, laugh, sneeze. Whoa!