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Sad reality of life, I had a massive heart attack at work-no one believed me and I said screw it, locked the doors, closed the restaurant, drove myself to the e.r. and was on a table 3 hours later. If someone says they’re sick, I don’t question it.
SHIVA 1 day ago
That’s it, put the blame on someone else!!!
Doubly Horque Premium Member 1 day ago
Spike Milligan wasn’t it?
Jeffin Premium Member about 20 hours ago
Mine will say ‘Oops, that didn’t work’.
Doug K about 19 hours ago
Okay … You win … you were right.
Zebrastripes about 19 hours ago
They fired him from calling off too much….
Lennia Machen Premium Member about 18 hours ago
And yet, no one took you to the doctor. Coincidence? maybe, maybe not.
klesmiley_ Premium Member about 18 hours ago
Ala Mama Mel Lazarus
Bex Premium Member about 17 hours ago
This gag is older than I am.
Frank Burns Eats Worms about 16 hours ago
He was being dead serious.
wildlandwaters about 15 hours ago
thought for sure it’d say “here, hold my beer”
cuzinron47 about 15 hours ago
Apparently sicker then you even thought.
ekke about 14 hours ago
Right up there with the classic, “Hold my beer …”
elias about 13 hours ago
Yup, the old Ithaca, New York Cemetary is the one I know of.
stillfickled Premium Member about 13 hours ago
Take Ginger to see a doc.
sincavage05 about 7 hours ago
Sad reality of life, I had a massive heart attack at work-no one believed me and I said screw it, locked the doors, closed the restaurant, drove myself to the e.r. and was on a table 3 hours later. If someone says they’re sick, I don’t question it.