Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for January 19, 2025

Gentille oubliette

Thunder pants are go.

Does this mean the Spook has a new way of escaping the dungeon?

Doesn’t look like a fun job to me!

Makes you almost want to be imprisoned.

……..and stuck the landing!!!!!

Now everyone will want to take, the Dungeon ride.

What fun, as long as you can still get out of the dungeon.

Spook looks thrilled.

Shouldn’t it be called an escape door…unless it leads to a trap?

Hysterical ☺️

Great. Now Trump wants one.

Then the king goes down and no one bothers letting him out of the spook’s cell. We’d see them face-to-face.

Had been missing episodes in the prison!

That looks like fun, I want to get on it just keep the hay where it is.

Have fun guys!

How much will the Fink charge for the slide? And how much more to get out of the cell?

Making the most of a bad situation.

OR

Makin’ the Best of a Bad Situation

“Now, I know a man

He’s a hard workin’ man

He gets up real early, and he goes down town

And about fifteen minutes after he’s been gone

There’s a big milk truck pulls up on the lawn

And that milkman rushes up to the door

Where that man’s wife is waitin’ in a kimona

And she plants a big ol’ kiss on his cheek and they go inside

And that truck never moves for an hour or two

Well it’s none of my business

One day I called him aside and told him what was goin’ on

While he was gone

And he said, "Well I guess that’s so, but do you know

We’re never outta’ milk or cottage cheese or yogurt,

Ice cream, or none of them other cowy things"

I guess he’s makin’ the best of a bad situation

Don’t wanta make waves, can’t you see?

He’s just makin’ the best of a bad situation

Reckon I’d do the same if it was me

Now I know a man, he’s an educated man, he’s an alligator wrestler

He jumps right in there and grabs them long green boogers by whatever you grab them long green boogers by

Well, one day he’s got a full Nelson on this big alligator

When this other alligator sneaks up and bites his right ear plumb off

Didn’t bat an eye just crawled off in the shade and went to sleep

The alligator not the man

Well, it’s none of my business

One day I said, "Well, it’s sure too bad about that little accident that you had

‘Cause now your hat’s gonna fall down over your eyes

And you can’t ever be gypsy ‘cause you don’t have no place to wear a gold earring"

He just looked me right straight in the eye and said,“Huh?”

I guess he’s makin’ the best of a bad situation

Don’t wanna make waves, can’t you see

He’s just makin’ the best of a bad situation

Reckon I’d do the same if it was me…"

“It takes two to make a thing go right.” comes to mind